At the Ink & Paint club we have all kinds of clientele. Blue collar, white collar, those toon fellas. Perhaps the occassional detective agency, thinkin' they are all clever by snoopin' around. But everybody, and that i mean everybody who will come in here on the Friday night also comes in for just one reason - to determine Jessica Rabbit make stage.

Shame about her fella Roger, been missin' within the past week. Rumor has it the mob is holdin' him downtown, nevertheless - that ain't some of our business now, would it be? Why not take a seat buddy, grab 2. The show's gonna start...